Too big to fail? Don’t bet your Flakebook account on it!

๐Ÿ’ฅย Tแดแด ส™ษชษข แด›แด ๊œฐแด€ษชสŸ? Dแดษด’แด› ส™แด‡แด› สแดแดœส€ FสŸแด€แด‹แด‡ส™แดแดแด‹ แด€แด„แด„แดแดœษดแด› แดษด แด›สœแด€แด›!ย ๐Ÿ˜ณ

๐Ÿ‘‰ย ๐๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐๐ข๐ง๐  ๐š ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐›๐จ๐จ๐ค, ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐‹๐ž๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐›๐ซ๐ž๐ฐ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ

๐Ÿ‘‰ย Iษด แด›สœแด‡ สŸแด€แด›แด‡ 1800โ€™s, Lแด‡แดแด˜ แดกแด€s ส™ษชษขษขแด‡ส€ แด›สœแด€ษด ๐Ÿ…‘๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…“๐Ÿ…ฆ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ก

๐Ÿ‘‰ย In fact, ๐Ÿ…‘๐Ÿ…ค๐Ÿ…“๐Ÿ…ฆ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…˜๐Ÿ…ข๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…ก wasnโ€™t around until the late 1870โ€™s

Yes, this town (St. Louis) loves its beer, so if you visit, ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‹ย ๐Ÿคฏย ๐Ÿ˜ฒย ๐Ÿคฌ

(Iโ€™m being totally serious, ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘ก๐‘œ๐‘ค๐‘› ๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘˜!)ย ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ’ฅย but.. This isnโ€™t about beer or drinkingโ€ฆย ๐Ÿ˜‚
Itโ€™s about sแด›แดœแด…สษชษดษข สœษชsแด›แดส€สย ๐Ÿ’ฐย because that will ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ถ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฎ๐”‚ย ๐Ÿ˜ณย ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

๐Ÿ’ฅย No company is ever too big to fail, Fakebook included
You do realize that Fampbook is no more than a horny teenager (flackerbook is only “16 ๐’š๐’†๐’‚๐’“๐’” ๐’๐’๐’…”)?๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘€

๐Ÿ’ฅย This is going to be to the point. You need to take advantage now of Fluckbookย ๐Ÿ˜ณ

In fact, there are ๐š๐ฎ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ that will help you and help you in the โ“ƒโ“„โ“Œ!ย ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿ’ฅย Fluffbook will be gone one day in the near future, the same way ๐•ท๐–Š๐–’๐–• ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐•ฑ๐–†๐–‘๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–‹๐–‹ beer has been minor leaguedย ๐Ÿ˜ณย ๐Ÿ˜ฒย ๐Ÿคฌ

Donโ€™t wait for Fackbookย ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธย to be buried in a holeย ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ™„

๐Ÿ’ฅย Ask me about ๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…›๐Ÿ…œ ๐Ÿ…’๐Ÿ…ž๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…”๐Ÿ…’๐Ÿ…ฃย ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿ’ฅย Make your Flukerbook messenger work for you๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
(plus you get a ๐•ฑ๐•ฝ๐•ฐ๐•ฐ chrome extension that gives you the social edge!)ย ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

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